The Political Timeshare for BFF's.

MOSCOW—In what is being described as a landmark deal, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday formalized joint ownership of Donald J. Trump.

At a press conference in the Kremlin, Netanyahu characterized the deal as a "timeshare."
“Vlad will own him when he wants to reject peace proposals regarding Ukraine, and I’ll own him when I want to reject peace proposals for Gaza,” he said. “Everyone wins.”

By jointly owning Trump, the two leaders will also acquire stakes in over 200 Republican members of Congress, FIFA President Gianni Infantino, and CBS News chief Bari Weiss.

Thank you Andy Borowitz





 

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